Adventures in Niflalfheimr

Babby's First Adventure Log

By Kyle Age 8

All the players want to burn down the docks. The characters may also want to. It is unclear.

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 3 or 4 baddies or something. There’s like, a waterman named sholar, and some pirates or something. Braith and Sigrid delay actions! Fenngar whips his vines out in an attempt to entangle the enemy. Lily DBZ energy blasts!

FIGHT!!!!

POW! BLAM! FIZZ! KA-ZOW!

The wetguy pulls a bunch of water outta the bay and KERSPLASH! TIDAL WAVE ATTACK!

OH FUCK THAT HURT

OH FUCK HE KILLED HIS BUDDIES

Karina is on fiiiiiiiiiire. Three rays of fire shoot out at the guy on the thing (waterdude on boat).

Raskog walks away. Or rolls away? Who knows.

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Braith shoots her hand crossbow at boatwetmen, and misses terribly. Braith rages furiously.

Sigrid tries to murder a child. Or a halfling. Or whatever.

Fenngar heals a child. Lily gets up and BDZs again! BDZ hit! wet willy water man is died. BDZ again! hobbit almost died. Karina makes sure he will never see his loved ones again.

Combat = over. 12 seconds have passed. it was good.

some stupid dumb guard is all like “hey you shouldn’t murder people, is this your ship?” and Raskog says “oh ya for sure, I have my ship papers on the inside of my ship”. And the guard believes him for some reason. Sigrid runs into the boat and steals the paperwork so that we can lie about owning the ship. Sigrid steals the title for the ship, the “Minute Maid”.

Guards dispose of the corpses of the actual owners of the ship. And that is how this group of adventurers committed grand theft nauto.

there were a bunch of crates with symbols. but it wasnt the xmas tree symbol, it was the other one, the pirate x thingy. There was also a map of southwest not-iceland with the location of hidden secret pirate hideaway.

Something about dwarvish calzones. or delzones. or something.

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